River Home For Sale near St. Joe River

Don't be worried about the Zombie Apocalypse, Polar Shift, or the coming of Gozer! The CIA Chemtrail pilots don't even know where this place is! Beautiful 3+2 solar powered home on 30 completely usable acres will be the place to wait out Armageddon! Surrounded by 1000s of acres of timber land and all the game you can shoot. No CCRs. No HOAs, No Karens! Join Mr. And Mrs. Bigfoot in this game-rich wilderness and enjoy all the comforts of civilization, without the civilization. Adjacent to timber company land on two sides. Deer, elk and moose for neighbors. Go off-grid in style - solar powered with generator backup. New battery bank. Additional solar panels. Two shipping container storage units. Starlink satellite - use your cell phone just like in town. Southern exposurepletely surveyed - buy with confidence! Don't wait until the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man destroys NYC - this place has everything you have been looking for.

Property Details

  • Beds: 3
  • Baths: 2.0
  • Sq Feet: 2043
  • Year Built: 1985
  • Location: St. Joe River
  • Acres: 29.960
  • ViewTypes: Territorial
  • County: Shoshone County
  • Heat/AC: Electric (Heating), Wood Stove, Propane (Heating), Wood
  • Siding: Hardboard, Frame
  • Roof: Metal
  • Property Taxes: $2,492
  • MLS #: 25-6248

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Listing Agent: Kenneth DeVries, St. Maries Realty, 208-582-1973, 208-245-4502 Listing Site, Listing Status: Active
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